Seconds Apart- strangely excellent movie from a random 2am walmart excursion. also, WHAT THE FUCK SUPER HOT IDENTICAL TWINS.
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Amazing, completely accurate submission from softhead on Norse mythology. I think I see a pattern.
Love.
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“a new mode of obtaining power of mind over mind, in a quantity hitherto without example.”
Plan of the Panopticon by Jeremy Bentham 1785
The Panopticon is a type of prison building designed by English philosopher and social theorist Jeremy Bentham in 1785. The concept of the design is to allow an observer to observe (-opticon) all (pan-) prisoners without the incarcerated being able to tell whether they are being watched, thereby conveying what one architect has called the “sentiment of an invisible omniscience.”
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frat boy buying beer in line before me: “i like your shirt… d’you have 9 cents?”
me: *hands him quarter*
frat boy (in creeptastic rapist whisper): “i love you.”
what.
Dear Spaghetti,
you are awesome all the time, but particularly when i’m more this side of tipsy than that. i will be a whale from an elephant by september at this rate. damn food service job…
Miss Fritton: So, what do you think of my girls?
Ms Bagstock: WHOOORES!
Miss Fritton: I beg your pardon?
Ms Bagstock: Gemma Whores pull your socks up this instant! […] I’m sure your girls will try their very best, but it’s not the winning that matters, it’s the taking part that counts.
Miss Fritton: Snooty cow.
Ms Bagstock: Sorry?
Miss Fritton: Emily Snooty-Cow, do remember to stretch!
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well that about covers it, yeah? harry potter etc etc… not necessarily my favorite. alan rickman acting the creepy badass with really bad hair? DOES IT FOR ME EVERY TIME.
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Histrionics
there's a bunch of nerve gas in the air from the government. mass hysteria was expected. instead, it was discovered that instead of manic histrionics, the human race when presented with a constantly changing and surreal environment, would fall instead into a deep, existential depression that ensures humanity's steady decline. at least, that's my theory. paranoid conspirators are watching
